klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

(Source: adrianandrews)

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

treeofficial:

nintetiquette with Motorbike and Program, guest starring Doujin

vulgairen:

Angry, so I drew my son.

vulgairen:

Angry, so I drew my son.

(Source: sennenkoi)

(Source: hyrulecastles)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender)

re-dmmd:

ViTri by じて朗

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

nagisasbitch:

yourheichouness:

Koujaku pretending to be straight for the 1,4397,78435th time